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Father Christmas answering machine messages

No matter what time of year you read this, Christmas is looming. It seems we're always having the conversation about how early the shops have the decorations and selection boxes out on the shelves.

I think what they're trying to say is "it's never too early to be ready for Christmas". And that includes your business telephone messages.

Here's a selection of messages you might need for the festive period, recorded by the man himself - Santa Claus - set to a suitably Christmassy piece of music.

If these are a bit OTT for your tastes, have a look at this download or get in touch for a bespoke message... not in character!

To listen to the audio, click the play button. To add an item to the shopping cart, simply click "Add to Cart".

When you buy the message, you get a link to download a zip file containing 3 audio files - WAV, MP3 and µ-Law. (The audio supplied doesn't have the watermark).

If you have a VOIP system, your provider will be able to install them for you. If you want one of these for your mobile, I'm happy to sort that out for you. Just let me know after buying the message.

Download a Father Christmas telephone message - only £4.95.

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Bespoke Santa voice message / Christmas closed message

If you need something different to these messages, perhaps mentioning your company name or specific dates and times, do let me know via the contact form or chat box. 

Of course, if you would prefer something a little bit more... shall we say... professional... then I can do that too. I'm not actually Father Christmas

Bespoke messages are priced a tad higher than these downloadable Christmas voicemail greetings. They'll need to be recorded from scratch, but they'll contain precisely the words you want them to.

Bespoke Xmas

Telephone message scripts

Voicemail message 1

Oh hello there, you’ve reached our voicemail. Please leave a message after the tone. Merry Christmas!

Out of hours message 1
Ohhhhh Merry Christmas and thanks for calling. Unfortunately, you’ve reached us after-hours. If you leave your name, number and a short message, we’ll call you back when we’re open.

Out of hours message 2
Hello and thank you for calling. The office is closed for the day. Please try again tomorrow.

Holiday Santa 1

We’re closed for Christmas! Leave a message and we’ll call you back after the holidays. Thank you.

Unavailable Santa 1

Ohhhhh Merry Christmas and thank you for calling.

Unfortunately, there’s no one available to answer your call at the moment. Please, leave a brief message and someone will get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you.

Unavailable Santa 2

Oh hello! Sorry, but no one can take your call right now. We know your time is precious, especially at this special time of year, so instead of sitting around on hold, leave a message and we’ll call you back. Merry Christmas!

Unavailable Santa 3

Hello and thank you for calling. I can’t come to the phone right now – I’m very busy at this time of year, so please leave your name, number and a brief message and I’ll get back to you as soon as I can.

Busy Santa 1

Oh hello! Sorry I missed your call. I’m really busy this month, but if you leave your name, phone number and a short message, myself or one of the elves will get back to you. Thank you and merry Christmas!

Martin Whiskin voiceover artist talking into a Rode NT1-a microphone
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